The Rat in the Apple

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“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?”  “We interrupt The Shadow Radio Hour to bring you breaking news. Take it away street reporter Johnny Fellini…” “Step aside, Babe Ruth, there’s a new hero nibbling on the Big Apple and the dailies have given him the moniker ‘Flood Rat’. The furry little lug… Read more »

Just Plain Second Rate

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This week I’m going to do what few service companies do: encourage you to call my competitors. But wait, there’s a catch—there’s always a catch.  More on that later. It’s come to my attention there are pest companies giving really low prices for rodent control… prices so low that I know exactly what they’re up… Read more »