Three Mistakes

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This week, I’ll go over the three most common mistakes homeowners make when doing their own pest control. You smart readers may wonder where I learned about this subject. The answer is that do-it-yourself folks call me when they don’t get the job done, so I’m just as much an expert on incorrect pest management… Read more »

The Cutesy Awards

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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, this is pest reporter Johnny Fellini coming to you live from the 87th Annual League of Grandmothers Cutesy Awards, celebrating the mountain’s cutest critters. We’ve been waiting a year for the winners, so let’s get to the ceremony. 4th runner up: Baby lizards. (Johnny: “Ooh, the voters finally recognized lizards, a… Read more »

The Rat in the Apple

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“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?”  “We interrupt The Shadow Radio Hour to bring you breaking news. Take it away street reporter Johnny Fellini…” “Step aside, Babe Ruth, there’s a new hero nibbling on the Big Apple and the dailies have given him the moniker ‘Flood Rat’. The furry little lug… Read more »

Just Plain Second Rate

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This week I’m going to do what few service companies do: encourage you to call my competitors. But wait, there’s a catch—there’s always a catch.  More on that later. It’s come to my attention there are pest companies giving really low prices for rodent control… prices so low that I know exactly what they’re up… Read more »

More Bad News

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 I hate to give more bad news in what may be the worst year for bad news in history, but… the County of San Bernardino just announced nine confirmed cases of rabies in bats in Rancho Cucamonga, Fontana and Apple Valley. There have no reported cases in the San Bernardino Mountains. Nevertheless, all of us—especially… Read more »